Your ski trip just got way funnier.

Pick your face, throw on your goggles and wait for your friends to realize they're skiing with a 70-year-old man. One face is funny. A whole crew is even better.

Testimonials

  • ★★★★★
    Bought these for our ski trip and I swear we spent more time laughing than actually skiing 😂 Everyone kept stopping us to take pictures. Absolutely hilarious.
    — Jake M. | Verified Customer
  • ★★★★★
    I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in ages. My boyfriend put on the grandpa one and I completely lost it. The photos alone were worth every penny 😂
    — Sarah T. | Verified Customer
  • ★★★★★
    We got the 6-pack for our whole crew and it was hands down the funniest part of the trip. People on the chairlift were cracking up.
    — Tyler B. | Verified Customer
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Why you'll love it

  • Instant reactions

    Instant reactions

    Lift rides, group photos, the lunch line. People notice, then they laugh, then they ask where you got it.

  • Six faces, one crew

    Six faces, one crew

    Pick the one that fits you, or hand a different face to every friend.

  • Built for the mountain

    Built for the mountain

    Sits under any standard goggles and covers face and neck for a full day out.

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Put it on. Add goggles. Become someone else.

That's it. Each Slope Face completely changes your look when paired with ski goggles.

  1. 1

    Goggles on

    Your goggles cover the eyes. That is the part that would give you away.

  2. 2

    Face on

    The mask does the rest. Printed edge to edge, lines up under any standard goggle.

  3. 3

    Everyone loses it

    From a few feet away it just reads as a face. People do a double take, then they crack up, then somebody asks where you got it. You are in three strangers' camera rolls before lunch.

One is funny. Three is a ski trip.

Give everyone a different face and see who gets the most reactions. Grandpa. Buck Teeth. The Stache. You decide who's who.

Grandpa ski balaclava worn with goggles
Grandpa
Buck Teeth ski balaclava worn with goggles
Buck Teeth
The Stache ski balaclava worn with goggles
The Stache

Built for the slopes. Made for the reactions.

  1. Fits under ski goggles

    Complete the look with your favorite goggles.

  2. Full face and neck coverage

    Made for days on the mountain.

  3. Stretchy, comfortable fit

    Easy to pull on and off throughout the day.

  4. Faces you'll actually want to wear

    Pick your favorite, or give every friend a different one.

So… who are you taking to the slopes?

Grandpa ski balaclava worn with goggles
Grandpa
Buck Teeth ski balaclava worn with goggles
Buck Teeth
The Stache ski balaclava worn with goggles
The Stache
The Grin ski balaclava worn with goggles
The Grin

The reactions say it all.

★★★★★
Jake M.

People kept stopping me 😂

Wore this at Breckenridge last weekend and I swear I had like 10 people ask where I got it. My buddies couldn't stop laughing. 100% bringing it on every ski trip now.

★★★★★
Sarah K.

My husband looks ridiculous

Bought the grandpa one for my husband as a joke. He actually wore it all day skiing and now refuses to take it off lol. Best $ I've spent in a while.

★★★★★
Mike R.

Way better than I expected

Honestly thought this was gonna be one of those cheap gimmicky things. Nope. Material feels good, fits under my helmet and the face looks hilarious in person.

★★★★★
Tyler B.

The lift line was dying 😂

First time wearing it and some random guy literally asked to take a picture with me. Never had that happen before haha.

★★★★★
Emily T.

Got three for our ski trip

We each picked a different face and wore them together. The pictures are absolutely ridiculous. Even people we didn't know were laughing at us.

★★★★★
Chris D.

Actually comfortable too

I bought it mostly for the laughs but it's surprisingly comfortable. Wore it for about 5 hours and didn't have any issues with my goggles or helmet.

★★★★★
Brandon S.

My girlfriend hates it 😂

She says I look like an 80 year old man. I think it's the funniest thing I've ever bought. Already ordered another face for my brother.

★★★★★
Nicole P.

Everyone wanted one

Brought this on our annual ski weekend. By the second day half our group was asking me for the link. The buck teeth one is unreal in person.

★★★★★
Daniel W.

Looks exactly like the pictures

Was a little skeptical ordering but it showed up looking just like the photos. The print is really detailed and it stretches nicely over my head.

★★★★★
Alex J.

Worth it for the reactions alone

Not gonna lie, I bought this purely to mess with my friends. Ended up wearing it the whole afternoon. People kept doing double takes walking past me 😂

Frequently asked questions

Does it fit under ski goggles?

Yes. Slope Faces are designed to be worn with ski goggles. That's when the face really comes to life.

Can I actually ski in it?

Yes. It is a real balaclava. It covers your face and neck and goes under a helmet like any other one.

Can I pick different faces in my 3 or 6 pack?

Yes. That's the whole point. Pick any combination of faces for your crew, including multiples of the same face.

Can I order the same face more than once?

Absolutely. Want three Grandpas? Go for it.

Your ski trip needs this. 😂

Pick your face. Pick your friends' faces. Hit the slopes.